Monday, July 27, 2009

Dosn't myspace have some of the stupidest bullitons ever?

One of them was supposed to be sad. A boy gave his liver to his girlfreind because she needed a new one for a transplant. And he felt responsible because he had her up to a tree making out that got struck by lighting. Thats how she got into the hospital in the first place. They both died during surgery after saying, i love u. They just randomly die during surgery? I'd sue the hospital! Also the ones that say if you don't repost this a ghost clown will rape you and your dog then kill you tongiht? WTF. This one is sad. If you don't feel like reading it just skim, and read the end. The girl is being takin off of life support while she's still concious and talking and stuff??? WTF!





DONT STOP READING THIS OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO U...





boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there?





girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor.





boy- oh really? y?





girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all.





boy- oh





girl- so what did we do in math 2day?





boy- u didnt miss nuthing that great.......just lots of notes





girl- ok good





boy- yeah





girl- hey i have a question......





boy- ok, ask away





girl-........how much do u love me?





boy- u kno i love u more than anything





girl- yeah.....





boy- y did u ask?





girl-................%26gt;silence%26lt;...........





boy- is something wrong?





girl- no nothing at all





boy- good.





girl- ..............how much do u care about me?





boy- i would give u the world in a heartbeat if i could.





girl- u would?





boy- yeah.........of course i would %26gt;sounding worried%26lt; is there something wrong??





girl- no, everythings fine......





boy- are u sure?





girl- yeah.





boy- ok.......i hope so.





girl- ..............would u die for me?





boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday, hun





girl- really?





boy- anyday. now seriously, is there something wrong???





girl- no im fine, ur fine, we're fine, everyones fine.





boy- ............ok





girl-......................well i have to go ill c u 2morrow at school.





boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.





girl- yeah, i love u 2, bye.





THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:





boy- hey, have u seen my g/f 2day?





friend- no





boy- oh.





friend- she wasnt here yesterday either.





boy- i know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last nite.





friend- well dude u kno how gurls are sumtimes





boy- yeah........but not her.





friend- idk wht else 2 say, man.





boy- k well i gotta get 2 english, ill c ya after school.





friend- yeah i gotta get to science, ttyl.





THAT NIGHT:





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girl- hello?





boy- hey





girl- oh, hi.





boy- y weren't u at school 2day?





girl- uh.......i had another doctor appointment.





boy- are u sick?





girl- ..................um i have 2 go, my mom's callin on my other line.





boy- ill wait.





girl- it may take a while, ill call u later.





boy-........alright, i love u hun.





very long pause%26lt;








girl- (with tear in her eye) look, i think we should break up.





boy- what???





girl- its the best thing for us right now.





boy- y????





girl- i love u.


click%26lt;








THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.





boy- hey dude





friend- hey





boy- whats up





friend- nothin, hey have u talked 2 ur ex lately?





boy- no





friend- so u didnt hear?





boy- hear what?





friend- um idk if i should be the one to tell u......





boy- dude, wtf tell me





friend- uh....call this number....433-555-3468





boy- ok............





BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL





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voice- hello, suppam county hospital, this is nurse beckam.





boy- uh.......i must have the wrong number, im looking for my friend.





voice- what is her name, sir?


(boy gives info)





voice- yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here.





boy- rele? y? what happened??? how is she???





voice- her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3.





boy- WHAT HAPPENED??!!!!





voice- plz come by sir and you can see her, goodbye.





boy- WAIT! NO!


*dial tone*





BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.





boy- omg are u ok??





girl- ..................





boy- sweetie!! talk to me!!





girl- i..........





boy- u what?? U WHAT???





girl- i have cancer and im on life support





boy- .....................%26gt;breaks into tears%26lt;......................





girl- they're taking me off 2night





boy- y??





girl- i wanted 2 tell u but i couldnt





boy- y didnt u tell me????





girl- i didnt want 2 hurt u.





boy- u could never hurt me





girl- i just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same i felt bout u.





boy- ?





girl- i love u more than anything, i would give u the world in a heartbeat. i would die for you and take a bullet for you.





boy- ...........





girl- dont be sad, i love u n ill always be here w/u





boy- then y'd u break up w/me?





nurse- young man, visiting hours are over.





BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES.





but what the boy didn't kno is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.





NEXT DAY





the boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other...


THE NOTE SAID:i told her i would take a bullet for her....just like she said she would die for me...








re-post this within 10 min as :" aww this made me cry"


or else the one you love will die

Dosn't myspace have some of the stupidest bullitons ever?
i just read this one a minute ago...weird
Reply:Your friends are gullible morons if they think a ghost clown will rape them and their dog. Delete them off your friends list.
Reply:It's not MySpace's fault. All the bulletins you see were posted by people on your friends list. Blame whoever was dumb enough to repost it.
Reply:I got the same bulletin!! Alot of them are stupid, but the stupidity dies with me...I don't re-post the dumb ones.
Reply:the bulletins arent stupid


its the people who believe someone will actuall come and kill them that are stupid
Reply:Well, since you are only alerted about your friends bulletins, I would have to say using deductive reasoning then your friends are stupid too...





so you might want to fix that problem first... then see if there are any more stupid bulletins.





BTW...





this was kind of stupid too...


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